I think this is my big break to make it big-time in the high-fashion world as an alluring male model!
While I was bicycling through Tempe last month, I was flagged down by two ASU grad students who needed a studly mature model to showcase the snazzy ebike their startup is soon to produce.
Who better to bring a little sensual sizzle to ebikes than Old Grumble-Face?
Ladies, hold onto your pantaloons, because this sultry sexagenarian in his skimpy little outfit is about to show his stuff. Oh, and also the ebike. Right.