I tried to produce a bigger smile than G-2 but found it to be impossible. Obviously, he has a huge advantage because he’s a cartoon character. No human being can curve his or her mouth as exaggeratedly as G-2 can.
Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a cartoon character. I mean, they can get flattened by a truck and still get up off the pavement. They can get torn apart by a dog, ride over a cliff, have an anvil fall on their head, or get blown up by dynamite, and in the next scene they reappear with nary a scratch. That kind of resilience would be a big advantage for us bike riders.
Speaking of bike riders, today, June 3rd, is World Bike Day. How appropriate is that?