My New Life as a Male Model

I think this is my big break to make it big-time in the high-fashion world as an alluring male model!

While I was bicycling through Tempe last month, I was flagged down by two ASU grad students who needed a studly mature model to showcase the snazzy ebike their startup is soon to produce.

Who better to bring a little sensual sizzle to ebikes than Old Grumble-Face?

Ladies, hold onto your pantaloons, because this sultry sexagenarian in his skimpy little outfit is about to show his stuff. Oh, and also the ebike. Right.

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They call me Old Grumble-Face. I have no idea why they do that....

8 response to "My New Life as a Male Model"

  1. By: Bikerdockeith Posted: April 11, 2018

    Hi Bill,
    Don’t quit your day job…


  2. By: tempocyclist Posted: April 11, 2018

    Looking good. Bill you’re going to be fantastically rich and quite possibly famous, assuming you agreed to a 5% stake-holding in their soon to be worldwide successful ebike business as your payment for modelling! Just remember us plebs knew you before you were huge.

  3. By: Bill Stone Posted: April 11, 2018

    I’m afraid Keith is right. My hopes have been dashed. So much for jump-starting a lucrative modeling career and leveraging it into a mega-hit “Old Grumble-Face” television series and a couple of blockbuster Hollywood films. I guess I’ll just have to go back to puttering around on the Ogre and snapping blurry photographs.

  4. By: Tony Cullimore Posted: April 12, 2018

    I don’t know about that Bill. I would think by now the word has got out about the new male model discovered in Tempe. Anyway, if that doesn’t happen, with the new camera in your hands the pics will be crystal clear – won’t they?

  5. By: The Navigator Posted: April 12, 2018

    Very nice! They could have shot you in more flattering light, though – a low angle warmth bringing out the rich tones in your skin contrasted with your beard. Long shadows across the water…. I hope you are enjoying your 15 min of fame. Better as an ebike model than on COPS or Judge Judy 🙂

  6. By: Suzanne Posted: April 13, 2018

    Wow – don’t give up yet! The older, the better.

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