Are you tired of my monthly challenges yet? After only one month at the helm, I sure hope not. One good sign is that nobody has brought forth articles of impeachment yet. And the latest Quinnipiac Poll shows that I have a 50% approval rating, which is several points higher than one of my country’s recent presidents ever had.
I’m not exactly sure when my term expires, but whenever it is, I DO plan to run for re-election. And the only way I could lose would be a combination of voting machines tampered with by communist countries, ballots with bamboo fibers in them, thousands of dead people voting, media bias, and a cabal of Martians injecting liberal laser beams into our arms via Covid vaccines.
I know many of you have been wondering about the next challenge. Some of you might even be worried. Rest assured that over the course of the next few days, I will be working tirelessly (in between bike rides) on a new challenge for August. It will benefit every citizen of the world. NOBODY knows challenges like I do. I know more about challenges than senators, scientists, generals, astronauts, Olympic athletes, around-the-world cyclists, Mt. Everest climbers, and even circus clowns.