THE NORTHEAST IOWA TOURISM BROCHURE FOR CYCLISTS: Part Three

A QUICK SUMMARY OF THE FIRST TWO PARTS OF THIS HIGHLY INFORMATIVE, TOTALLY NUTTY, MILDLY SATIRICAL, IOWA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE-APPROVED TOURISM BROCHURE FOR CYCLISTS:

First I covered the cultural stuff for which Iowa is super-famous. Then I wrote about Iowa’s historical, scenical, landscapical, and national parkical highlights.

Now comes part three.

Today I will be venturing into the realm of Iowa’s wildlife. And I can’t think of a better way to do that than to meet the wild animals on their own turf and make some exciting videos. I mean, pictures would have been fine too, but not nearly as many people would tune in. There are a lot of wildlife documentaries out there, but I can’t think of a single one of them that just shows a bunch of photographs. Videography is the way to go.

The day started in whitetail deer habitat.

Deer and horses are pretty docile, so I felt comfortable approaching those fellas. Unfortunately, things got a little scarier when I entered the habitat of predatory animals.

Good grief, I hope I don’t run into the wolf that made those tracks.

I can’t close out this tourism brochure without a good face picture.

Hi. My name is Greg and I ride my bike a lot. That is to say, I ride my bike almost every day. I go on long rides and short rides. Sunny rides, cloudy rides, and rainy rides. I like commuting, errand-running, day-tripping, overnighting, and touring on my bike. I ride on city streets, highways, gravel, single track, and snow with equal enthusiasm. Sometimes I ride fast and sometimes I ride slow. I try to keep my feet on the pedals at stop lights and I do not dismount when I hop up on a curb. I have a roadie bike, a mountain bike and a touring bike. I try to accept any challenge a bike ride can throw at me without complaint. But I don't like bugs.

4 response to "THE NORTHEAST IOWA TOURISM BROCHURE FOR CYCLISTS: Part Three"

  1. By: Lednar De Nalloh Posted: July 7, 2021

    Wolves, panthers, bison…glad you survived BTW happy birthday young fella.

  2. By: Suzanne Posted: July 8, 2021

    Well, that looks like a must-visit place! Too bad it’s so far away…

  3. By: NancyG Posted: July 8, 2021

    If I lived in the state next door, I would say too bad it is too far away to visit ;’-).

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