Here I am again–your friendly neighborhood Youtube Influencer. Today I was lucky enough to hear some more sounds for the monthly challenge. “NOT AGAIN,” you may be thinking! But this time it isn’t just a bunch of mindless words and pictures. Oh no!
In this post I’m going to answer one of history’s most puzzling philosophical questions: Does water make a sound if only a doofus is there to hear it?
I think I’ve heard the sound of water, yet, as a professional doofus, I’ve had to question MYSELF as to whether I really heard it. Was I actually hearing the water itself? Or was I hearing water being manipulated by wind or gravity? Or was I completely delusional?
To eliminate the last possibility–the one about being delusional–I brought my phone along to record what I believed to be the sounds of water. Here are four audio-visual recordings. You be the judge.
I really like the sound of raindrops pitter-pattering on my rain gear–just as I love hearing them pitter-pattering on my tent. I was so lucky that it started to rain at the end of my ride so I could hear that sound. I’m sorry if you couldn’t hear it very well. You might have to crank up the sound on your phone or computer to hear the next bit of pitter-pattering.
There it is! Proof positive of the sound of water. I am not delusional.
The other part of the mind-bending conundrum–the one about whether I was hearing water ONLY and not falling or blowing water–was more difficult to prove. I had to conduct a highly technical experiment, which you will see in the next video.
The Philosophical Conclusion: The waterfalls and the falling rain made sounds. The windblown water made sounds on the shoreline. The motionless water in the dishwashing bin made NO sounds. Ergo, water itself is silent unless some other force is involved. On the other hand, what if science is superseded by doofusness? That’s a question for another day.